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What is the thought process that goes through the 67th yellow jacket’s mind before he flies into this device. 1) Ooooh! Yellooooww. 2) Oh my goodness, a slew of dead friends! I should go in too! 3) I’ll save you! … Continue reading →

If you had the clapper hooked up to the TV, and the clapper commercial came on, wouldn’t the clapping in the commercial turn off the tv?

Me: A-Choo! Stranger: God Bless You Me: Oh, no thanks. I’ll be fine on my own.

Conversations with unfamilar people in an office environment vary depending on the day of the week. They are as follows: Monday: 1) How’s it going? 2) It’s ok, tough to come back on Monday. 1) Yeah, I feel that. Tuesday: … Continue reading →

New episodes of shows on the WB are called “fresh”. Does that mean that reruns are stale?

Democrats been sayin’ fer months that the only reason we went to war was for oil. Well answer this, democrats: If we went to war for oil, then why is gas so expensive?