Monthly Archives: September 2005

Why do movies and tv shows always depict these really awesome fictional US Presidents in stories that are supposed to take place in the present day? Maybe they should be more realistic. If George W. Bush were the President in … Continue reading →

It seems that whenever there is construction happening somewhere, that the slowly repeated “beep – beep – beep – beep” of a truck backing up never stops. Why is this? Do construction workers have something against other gears? Do they … Continue reading →

Upset and impatient with President Bush’s slow reaction to the flooding in New Orleans and the Gulf Region, Senator John Kerry took it upon himself to assist in the search and rescue missions being conducted in the Greater New Orleans … Continue reading →

Shit-damn that’s a lotta water!

The over-exuberant second grader eggs his friends on: “Betcha can’t push me into the girl’s bathroom!!” 11 Years later, he was the weird guy in the dorm who drunkily admitted to everyone that he was into golden showers.