Monthly Archives: April 2005

The Night Light

Rise and shine with the Night Light, the first FDA approved glow-in-the-dark condom! The Night Light is non-toxic and will glow after a few minutes exposure to ordinary light. A few minutes exposure to ordinary light? So you have to … Continue reading

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“Fortune” cookie

THAT IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKIN’ FORTUNE! I eat this food to find out about my FUTURE! Dictionary.com – Fortune 1. Fate; destiny: told my fortune with tarot cards. 2. A foretelling of one’s destiny.

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