Monthly Archives: January 2005

Dear Regency Hotel, I am writing to you in complaint about the variety, or lack thereof, of chips in your staff vending machine. I have noticed that that the entire top two rows consist of greasy artifically flavored chips. In … Continue reading →

Counter Guy: What can I get for you? John: One toasted Everything bagel, please. Counter Guy: Would you like to add Cream Cheese? John: Shouldn’t that be included?

The temperature in New York has been in a steady decline for the last few days. According to weather.com, it was 6 degrees yesterday evening, but with the wind chill it was -8 degrees. Yesterday evening was the first time … Continue reading →